Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -- Dave Barry
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe
Don't feel bad. I like it, too!
ReplyDeleteAgreed! Blue Moon is a favorite whipping boy of the craft brew zealots but for a mass produced beer it's darned good and is probably a common gateway beer for folks wanting to step away from drinking only macrobrew products. Blue Moon gets a bad rap.
ReplyDeleteAgreed w/ Michael - Blue Moon was the start of my realization that there's better beer out there - about 8 years ago in college. I love it and always will. I can't stand it when people say Shock Top is better, to me there's no contest.
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