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| Smell | God-awful skunky sour funk. | ||||
| Appearance | Pale golden yellow with a 1/2" fizzy head. | ||||
| Taste | The skunky smell hits your nose well before the glass gets to your mouth. The taste is not much better. Yuck! | ||||
| Comments | In my youth, Heineken was THE classy imported beer. Now it is just crap, in the green bottle anyway. To be fair, I will try it again, only but from a can or on tap. | ||||
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -- Dave Barry
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe
MY ATTEMPT TO HAVE A BEER FROM ALL 50 STATES
I agree with Mr. Hopper. I would much rather have a PBR than a Heineken.
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