Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -- Dave Barry
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe
The NBA: Grown men playing a child's playground game. (Switch to NASCAR, the only sport that takes two balls.)
ReplyDeletePorter: Have you tried Deschutes Black Butte Porter? I think you'll like it. Meanwhile, I've got to find this Fuller's Porter.
I watch 2 races a year...Daytona 500 and Indy 500. Much more entertaining than the NBA...and fewer tattoos, except on the women.
ReplyDeleteI have not tried Deschutes BBP...will look for it next time I am at the beer store. Thanks for the tip.