Saturday, December 15, 2012
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -- Dave Barry
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe
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ReplyDeleteI love Mickeys. It is great any time of day or night all year around. You can also reseal the wide mouth bottles for discreet and sanitary urine disposal if you are in or on a mobile unit.Do not put refills back in to the refrigerator as you may drink them by accident when you are drunk.
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